OMFingGODs

Via Here, I got here.

Not child safe, nor safe for work.

Watch the video. Really, watch it all the way through. I got more than a little turned on, and I haven't been with a woman in, well, a really long time.

I just kept picturing the different household items I've used for similar, uhm.. er.. positions, throughout my life.

Wondering two things at this point.

1) Why didn't I think of this first?

and

2) Do I think my neighbors will notice when mine is received in the mail?