I don't know how old this is...

... but it makes me laugh every time I read it.

"I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?"

As they say on all those smarty pants blogs I read every day, READ THE WHOLE THING!