Some peoples kids...
So, yesterday, I was standing outside enjoying the fresh air a cigarette, and my new co-worker, a 23 year old, walked out as I was clearing my throat.
He said: "You wouldn't cough like that if you'd stop smoking."
I said: "I wasn't coughing, I was clearing my throat."
What I should have said: "Mind your business, stop talking about some non-existent "ex" girlfriend that I don't believe you've ever had since I think you take dick up your ass each and every night, and remember that I started smoking before your father worked up the spooge of baby-batter that would eventually bring you into this world."
I do not like it when people feel the need to tell me how to live. My government does that enough.
He said: "You wouldn't cough like that if you'd stop smoking."
I said: "I wasn't coughing, I was clearing my throat."
What I should have said: "Mind your business, stop talking about some non-existent "ex" girlfriend that I don't believe you've ever had since I think you take dick up your ass each and every night, and remember that I started smoking before your father worked up the spooge of baby-batter that would eventually bring you into this world."
I do not like it when people feel the need to tell me how to live. My government does that enough.
posted by Mike at 6/29/2006 07:45:00 PM
6 Comments:
Oh, how many times I wished I would've said what I was actually thinking. That would've been a great comeback.
Hi Mikell!
That is a great comeback.
Are you ok?
Haven't read any comments from you, or any e-mail replies.
J
Priceless! Thanks for a great laugh.
Now THAT is an answer! Excellent!
Ha. Baby-batter.
Yes, I'm a bit behind on my reading ...
but oh, to be able to say something like that, huh?
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